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My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.

Jenny McCarthy

Obviously, I’m not a trained actress, and right now I’ll come out and say I’m glad I’m not.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Actresses Glad Right Now
Without intervention today, the cost of care for adults with autism will be significantly greater and the burden will no longer lie with the parents, but on our entire society.
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Autism Lying Parent
Why should 20-year-olds only be considered sexy? I think we get better with age.
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Birthday Sexy Thinking
The one thing I like about ‘Playboy’ is they don’t have the anorexic look. The women are voluptuous. So I didn’t really want to diet. I just wanted to tone up.
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Looks Tone Want
I usually have my protein at lunch and my carbs at night – I don’t mix protein and carbs.
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Carbs Lunch Night
Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you’re a nun. Jesus can’t dump nuns.
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Dump Jesus Lifetime
The University of Google is where I got my degree from.
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Degrees Google University
I’m not as hard on myself anymore. I’m comfortable exactly where I am, though it took me until I was 34 years old! I still have things I’m really insecure about, but I’ve changed by loving me – C-section scars, stretch marks, and all.
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Insecure Scar Years
The reason why [the medical community] is reluctant to talk about it is because there’s such a huge business in pharmaceuticals.
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Autism Community Reason Why
Corner one of the hundreds of doctors who specialize in autism recovery, and they’ll tell you stories of dozens of kids in their practice who no longer have autism. Ask them to speak to the press and they’ll run for the door. They know better.
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Kids Recovery Running
I look at autism like a bus accident, and you don’t become cured from a bus accident, but you can recover.
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Autism Jenny Looks
Just keep trying, and your dreams will come true. But you have to give it all your time, effort, and soul.
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Dream Effort Giving
If you give us a safe vaccine, we’ll use it. It shouldn’t be polio versus autism.
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Autism Polio Vaccine Versus
People don’t see this side of me. They don’t know I read, like, 800 million spiritual books. Lately I am just really getting into a lot of spirituality.
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Book People Spiritual
Without a doubt in my mind, I believe that vaccinations triggered Evan’s autism.
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Autism Believe Doubt
Having a child makes you realize the importance of life – narcissism goes out the window. Heaven on earth is looking at my little boy. The minute he was born, I knew if I never did anything other than being a mom, I’d be fine.
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Children Mom Mother

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