I was seized by the stern hand of Compulsion, that dark, unreasonable Urge that impels women to clean house in the middle of the night.
JAMES THURBERMan has gone long enough, or even too long, without being man enough to face the simple truth that the trouble with man is man.
More James Thurber Quotes
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When all things are equal, translucence in writing is more effective than transparency, just as glow is more revealing than glare.
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But what is all this fear of and opposition to Oblivion? What is the matter with the soft Darkness, the Dreamless Sleep?
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Comedy has to be done en clair. You can’t blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear.
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I never quite know when I’m not writing. Sometimes my wife comes up to me at a party and says, “Dammit, Thurber, stop writing.” She usually catches me in the middle of a paragraph.
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There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.
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The laughter of man is more terrible than his tears, and takes more forms -hollow, heartless, mirthless, maniacal.
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She wasn’t much to look at but she was something to think about.
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So much has already been written about everything that you can’t find out anything about it.
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Boys are beyond the range of anybody’s sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.
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Discussion in America means dissent.
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If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
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The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody’s guess.
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I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.
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Man has gone long enough, or even too long, without being man enough to face the simple truth that the trouble with man is man.
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I always begin at the left with the opening word of the sentence and read toward the right and I recommend this method.
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