For one thing, she pronounced flowers ‘flars’ and I couldn’t let it slide.
JAMES THURBERThe laughter of man is more terrible than his tears, and takes more forms -hollow, heartless, mirthless, maniacal.
More James Thurber Quotes
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There is something about a poet which leads us to believe that he died, in many cases, as long as 20 years before his birth.
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I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance – a sharp, vindictive glance.
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I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.
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Unless artists can remember what it was to be a little boy, they are only half complete as artist and as man.
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A pinch of probability is worth a pound of perhaps.
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The difference between our decadence and the Russians is that while theirs is brutal, ours is apathetic.
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The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
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Humourists lead… an existence of jumpiness and apprehension. They sit on the edge of the chair of Literature. In the house of Life they have the feeling that they have never taken off their overcoats.
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You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
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The things we laugh at are awful while they are going on, but get funny when we look back. And other people laugh because they’ve been through it too. The closest thing to humor is tragedy.
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There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.
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Humor and pathos, tears and laughter are, in the highest expression of human character and achievement, inseparable.
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I always begin at the left with the opening word of the sentence and read toward the right and I recommend this method.
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Sixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness.
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Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
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