Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
JAMES THURBERWell, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
More James Thurber Quotes
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Discussion in America means dissent.
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Humourists lead… an existence of jumpiness and apprehension. They sit on the edge of the chair of Literature. In the house of Life they have the feeling that they have never taken off their overcoats.
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If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
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The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his.
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Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.
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Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness.
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I never quite know when I’m not writing. Sometimes my wife comes up to me at a party and says, “Dammit, Thurber, stop writing.” She usually catches me in the middle of a paragraph.
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Sixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness.
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Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.
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For one thing, she pronounced flowers ‘flars’ and I couldn’t let it slide.
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Man has gone long enough, or even too long, without being man enough to face the simple truth that the trouble with man is man.
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She wasn’t much to look at but she was something to think about.
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So much has already been written about everything that you can’t find out anything about it.
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Boys are beyond the range of anybody’s sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.
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One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
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