Americans want to go to heaven without dying.
JAMES THURBERA burden in the bush is worth two on your hands.
More James Thurber Quotes
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Sixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness.
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Boys are beyond the range of anybody’s sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.
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Humor and pathos, tears and laughter are, in the highest expression of human character and achievement, inseparable.
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I never quite know when I’m not writing. Sometimes my wife comes up to me at a party and says, “Dammit, Thurber, stop writing.” She usually catches me in the middle of a paragraph.
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I can feel a thing I cannot touch and touch a thing I cannot feel. The first is sad and sorry, the second is your heart.
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There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.
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Don’t count your boobies until they are hatched.
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So much has already been written about everything that you can’t find out anything about it.
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Love is what you’ve been through with somebody.
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With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure and definite hardening of the paragraphs.
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Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch up with himself in a great rear end collision.
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For one thing, she pronounced flowers ‘flars’ and I couldn’t let it slide.
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Man is troubled by what might be called the Dog Wish, a strange and involved compulsion to be as happy and carefree as a dog.
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There is something about a poet which leads us to believe that he died, in many cases, as long as 20 years before his birth.
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All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why.
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