I never quite know when I’m not writing. Sometimes my wife comes up to me at a party and says, “Dammit, Thurber, stop writing.” She usually catches me in the middle of a paragraph.
JAMES THURBERHumor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
More James Thurber Quotes
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The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals
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Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation.
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It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.
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Things have dropped from me. I have outlived certain desires; I have lost friends, some by death… others through sheer inability to cross the street.
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The unicorn is a mythical beast.
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Humourists lead… an existence of jumpiness and apprehension. They sit on the edge of the chair of Literature. In the house of Life they have the feeling that they have never taken off their overcoats.
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A pinch of probability is worth a pound of perhaps.
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Comedy has to be done en clair. You can’t blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear.
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For one thing, she pronounced flowers ‘flars’ and I couldn’t let it slide.
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I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance – a sharp, vindictive glance.
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The difference between our decadence and the Russians is that while theirs is brutal, ours is apathetic.
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Reason is 6/7 of treason.
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I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.
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The nation that complacently and fearfully allows its artists and writers to become suspected rather than respected is no longer regarded as a nation possessed with humor or depth.
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All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why.
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