Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation.
JAMES THURBERProgress was all right. Only it went on too long.
More James Thurber Quotes
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The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.
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All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why.
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Discussion in America means dissent.
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Mutual suspicions of mental inadequacy are common during the first year of any marriage.
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I never quite know when I’m not writing. Sometimes my wife comes up to me at a party and says, “Dammit, Thurber, stop writing.” She usually catches me in the middle of a paragraph.
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I can feel a thing I cannot touch and touch a thing I cannot feel. The first is sad and sorry, the second is your heart.
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I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.
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One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
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Art – the one achievement of man which has made the long trip up from all fours seem well advised
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Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.
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The laughter of man is more terrible than his tears, and takes more forms -hollow, heartless, mirthless, maniacal.
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If you wonder which is the stronger sex, watch which one twists the other around her little finger.
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Comedy has ceased to be a challenge to the mental processes. It has become a therapy of relaxation, a kind of tranquilizing drug.
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Where most of us end up there is no knowing, but the hellbent get where they are going.
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History is replete with proofs, from Cato the Elder to Kennedy the Younger, that if you scratch a statesman you find an actor, but it is becoming harder and harder, in our time, to tell government from show business.
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