You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
JAMES THURBERDon’t get it right, just get it written.
More James Thurber Quotes
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Time is for dragonflies and angels. The former live too little and the latter live too long.
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I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.
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Art – the one achievement of man which has made the long trip up from all fours seem well advised
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The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
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There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.
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Things have dropped from me. I have outlived certain desires; I have lost friends, some by death… others through sheer inability to cross the street.
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Man is troubled by what might be called the Dog Wish, a strange and involved compulsion to be as happy and carefree as a dog.
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I write humor the way a surgeon operates, because it is a livelihood, because I have a great urge to do it, because many interesting challenges are set up, and because I have the hope it may do some good.
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There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.
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Two is company, four is a party, three is a crowd. One is a wanderer.
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The unicorn is a mythical beast.
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I have lived in the East for nearly thirty years now, but many of my books prove that I am never very far away from Ohio in my thoughts, and that the clocks that strike in my dreams are often the clocks of Columbus.
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I was seized by the stern hand of Compulsion, that dark, unreasonable Urge that impels women to clean house in the middle of the night.
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Comedy has to be done en clair. You can’t blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear.
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You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.
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