For one thing, she pronounced flowers ‘flars’ and I couldn’t let it slide.
JAMES THURBERThe things we laugh at are awful while they are going on, but get funny when we look back. And other people laugh because they’ve been through it too. The closest thing to humor is tragedy.
More James Thurber Quotes
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With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure and definite hardening of the paragraphs.
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Reason is 6/7 of treason.
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Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
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Comedy has ceased to be a challenge to the mental processes. It has become a therapy of relaxation, a kind of tranquilizing drug.
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I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance – a sharp, vindictive glance.
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When all things are equal, translucence in writing is more effective than transparency, just as glow is more revealing than glare.
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Humor and pathos, tears and laughter are, in the highest expression of human character and achievement, inseparable.
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There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.
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The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody’s guess.
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Americans want to go to heaven without dying.
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Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.
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Where most of us end up there is no knowing, but the hellbent get where they are going.
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Comedy has to be done en clair. You can’t blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear.
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There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.
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Two is company, four is a party, three is a crowd. One is a wanderer.
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