A pinch of probability is worth a pound of perhaps.
JAMES THURBERThere is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.
More James Thurber Quotes
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A false or misunderstood word may create as much disaster as a sudden thoughtless act.
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The nation that complacently and fearfully allows its artists and writers to become suspected rather than respected is no longer regarded as a nation possessed with humor or depth.
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There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.
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Boys are beyond the range of anybody’s sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.
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Humourists lead… an existence of jumpiness and apprehension. They sit on the edge of the chair of Literature. In the house of Life they have the feeling that they have never taken off their overcoats.
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There is something about a poet which leads us to believe that he died, in many cases, as long as 20 years before his birth.
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Don’t count your boobies until they are hatched.
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Things have dropped from me. I have outlived certain desires; I have lost friends, some by death… others through sheer inability to cross the street.
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Somebody has said that woman’s place is in the wrong. That’s fine. What the wrong needs is a woman’s presence and a woman’s touch. She is far better equipped than men to set it right.
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I never quite know when I’m not writing. Sometimes my wife comes up to me at a party and says, “Dammit, Thurber, stop writing.” She usually catches me in the middle of a paragraph.
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The things we laugh at are awful while they are going on, but get funny when we look back. And other people laugh because they’ve been through it too. The closest thing to humor is tragedy.
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Reason is 6/7 of treason.
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The difference between our decadence and the Russians is that while theirs is brutal, ours is apathetic.
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If you wonder which is the stronger sex, watch which one twists the other around her little finger.
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There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.
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