Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch up with himself in a great rear end collision.
JAMES THURBERThere is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.
More James Thurber Quotes
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So much has already been written about everything that you can’t find out anything about it.
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Mutual suspicions of mental inadequacy are common during the first year of any marriage.
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Discussion in America means dissent.
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One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
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The laughter of man is more terrible than his tears, and takes more forms -hollow, heartless, mirthless, maniacal.
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All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why.
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Don’t count your boobies until they are hatched.
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Writers of comedy have outlook, whereas writers of tragedy have, according to them, insight.
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Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.
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A pinch of probability is worth a pound of perhaps.
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Man has gone long enough, or even too long, without being man enough to face the simple truth that the trouble with man is man.
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I always begin at the left with the opening word of the sentence and read toward the right and I recommend this method.
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Don’t get it right, just get it written.
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I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.
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The act of writing is either something the writer dreads or actually likes, and I actually like it. Even re-writing’s fun. You’re getting somewhere, whether it seems to move or not.
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