The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody’s guess.
JAMES THURBERBoys are beyond the range of anybody’s sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.
More James Thurber Quotes
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It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.
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The things we laugh at are awful while they are going on, but get funny when we look back. And other people laugh because they’ve been through it too. The closest thing to humor is tragedy.
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There is something about a poet which leads us to believe that he died, in many cases, as long as 20 years before his birth.
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Time is for dragonflies and angels. The former live too little and the latter live too long.
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Love is what you’ve been through with somebody.
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I never really rallied after the birth of my first child.
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Things have dropped from me. I have outlived certain desires; I have lost friends, some by death… others through sheer inability to cross the street.
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I was seized by the stern hand of Compulsion, that dark, unreasonable Urge that impels women to clean house in the middle of the night.
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Reason is 6/7 of treason.
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Looks can be deceiving; it’s eating that’s believing.
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Let the meek inherit the earth — they have it coming to them.
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If you wonder which is the stronger sex, watch which one twists the other around her little finger.
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I always begin at the left with the opening word of the sentence and read toward the right and I recommend this method.
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With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure and definite hardening of the paragraphs.
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There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.
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