I never quite know when I’m not writing. Sometimes my wife comes up to me at a party and says, “Dammit, Thurber, stop writing.” She usually catches me in the middle of a paragraph.
JAMES THURBERTime is for dragonflies and angels. The former live too little and the latter live too long.
More James Thurber Quotes
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Comedy has ceased to be a challenge to the mental processes. It has become a therapy of relaxation, a kind of tranquilizing drug.
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Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.
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Where most of us end up there is no knowing, but the hellbent get where they are going.
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Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation.
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I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.
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For one thing, she pronounced flowers ‘flars’ and I couldn’t let it slide.
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So much has already been written about everything that you can’t find out anything about it.
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The laughter of man is more terrible than his tears, and takes more forms -hollow, heartless, mirthless, maniacal.
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There is something about a poet which leads us to believe that he died, in many cases, as long as 20 years before his birth.
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The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
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I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance – a sharp, vindictive glance.
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You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.
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Mutual suspicions of mental inadequacy are common during the first year of any marriage.
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Don’t count your boobies until they are hatched.
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I was seized by the stern hand of Compulsion, that dark, unreasonable Urge that impels women to clean house in the middle of the night.
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