A burden in the bush is worth two on your hands.
JAMES THURBERTime is for dragonflies and angels. The former live too little and the latter live too long.
More James Thurber Quotes
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I have lived in the East for nearly thirty years now, but many of my books prove that I am never very far away from Ohio in my thoughts, and that the clocks that strike in my dreams are often the clocks of Columbus.
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I write humor the way a surgeon operates, because it is a livelihood, because I have a great urge to do it, because many interesting challenges are set up, and because I have the hope it may do some good.
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Comedy has to be done en clair. You can’t blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear.
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The laughter of man is more terrible than his tears, and takes more forms -hollow, heartless, mirthless, maniacal.
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If you wonder which is the stronger sex, watch which one twists the other around her little finger.
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Writers of comedy have outlook, whereas writers of tragedy have, according to them, insight.
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I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.
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So much has already been written about everything that you can’t find out anything about it.
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The things we laugh at are awful while they are going on, but get funny when we look back. And other people laugh because they’ve been through it too. The closest thing to humor is tragedy.
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There is something about a poet which leads us to believe that he died, in many cases, as long as 20 years before his birth.
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The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.
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I was seized by the stern hand of Compulsion, that dark, unreasonable Urge that impels women to clean house in the middle of the night.
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One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
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Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation.
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Reason is 6/7 of treason.
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