Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
JAMES THURBERDon’t count your boobies until they are hatched.
More James Thurber Quotes
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Reason is 6/7 of treason.
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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
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Mutual suspicions of mental inadequacy are common during the first year of any marriage.
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The nation that complacently and fearfully allows its artists and writers to become suspected rather than respected is no longer regarded as a nation possessed with humor or depth.
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The unicorn is a mythical beast.
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Beautiful things don’t ask for attention.
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There is something about a poet which leads us to believe that he died, in many cases, as long as 20 years before his birth.
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Where most of us end up there is no knowing, but the hellbent get where they are going.
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I have lived in the East for nearly thirty years now, but many of my books prove that I am never very far away from Ohio in my thoughts, and that the clocks that strike in my dreams are often the clocks of Columbus.
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Time is for dragonflies and angels. The former live too little and the latter live too long.
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I write humor the way a surgeon operates, because it is a livelihood, because I have a great urge to do it, because many interesting challenges are set up, and because I have the hope it may do some good.
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I never quite know when I’m not writing. Sometimes my wife comes up to me at a party and says, “Dammit, Thurber, stop writing.” She usually catches me in the middle of a paragraph.
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Unless artists can remember what it was to be a little boy, they are only half complete as artist and as man.
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There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.
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A pinch of probability is worth a pound of perhaps.
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