One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
JAMES THURBERA false or misunderstood word may create as much disaster as a sudden thoughtless act.
More James Thurber Quotes
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Comedy has to be done en clair. You can’t blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear.
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A burden in the bush is worth two on your hands.
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When all things are equal, translucence in writing is more effective than transparency, just as glow is more revealing than glare.
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Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
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Americans want to go to heaven without dying.
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It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.
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Somebody has said that woman’s place is in the wrong. That’s fine. What the wrong needs is a woman’s presence and a woman’s touch. She is far better equipped than men to set it right.
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I never really rallied after the birth of my first child.
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Writers of comedy have outlook, whereas writers of tragedy have, according to them, insight.
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Sixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness.
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Things have dropped from me. I have outlived certain desires; I have lost friends, some by death… others through sheer inability to cross the street.
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The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.
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I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.
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Don’t get it right, just get it written.
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Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.
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