Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.
JAMES THURBERIf you wonder which is the stronger sex, watch which one twists the other around her little finger.
More James Thurber Quotes
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The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody’s guess.
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Discussion in America means dissent.
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The trouble with the lost generation is that it didn’t get lost enough.
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Two is company, four is a party, three is a crowd. One is a wanderer.
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With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure and definite hardening of the paragraphs.
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So much has already been written about everything that you can’t find out anything about it.
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I write humor the way a surgeon operates, because it is a livelihood, because I have a great urge to do it, because many interesting challenges are set up, and because I have the hope it may do some good.
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Sixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness.
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Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.
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You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.
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Man is troubled by what might be called the Dog Wish, a strange and involved compulsion to be as happy and carefree as a dog.
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Comedy has to be done en clair. You can’t blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear.
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There is something about a poet which leads us to believe that he died, in many cases, as long as 20 years before his birth.
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For one thing, she pronounced flowers ‘flars’ and I couldn’t let it slide.
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I can feel a thing I cannot touch and touch a thing I cannot feel. The first is sad and sorry, the second is your heart.
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