Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
JAMES THURBERYou can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
More James Thurber Quotes
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For one thing, she pronounced flowers ‘flars’ and I couldn’t let it slide.
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The difference between our decadence and the Russians is that while theirs is brutal, ours is apathetic.
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Americans want to go to heaven without dying.
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Man is troubled by what might be called the Dog Wish, a strange and involved compulsion to be as happy and carefree as a dog.
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History is replete with proofs, from Cato the Elder to Kennedy the Younger, that if you scratch a statesman you find an actor, but it is becoming harder and harder, in our time, to tell government from show business.
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Where most of us end up there is no knowing, but the hellbent get where they are going.
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So much has already been written about everything that you can’t find out anything about it.
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There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.
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Things have dropped from me. I have outlived certain desires; I have lost friends, some by death… others through sheer inability to cross the street.
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You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.
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Humourists lead… an existence of jumpiness and apprehension. They sit on the edge of the chair of Literature. In the house of Life they have the feeling that they have never taken off their overcoats.
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There is something about a poet which leads us to believe that he died, in many cases, as long as 20 years before his birth.
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The act of writing is either something the writer dreads or actually likes, and I actually like it. Even re-writing’s fun. You’re getting somewhere, whether it seems to move or not.
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The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
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The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his.
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