There is something about a poet which leads us to believe that he died, in many cases, as long as 20 years before his birth.
JAMES THURBERFor one thing, she pronounced flowers ‘flars’ and I couldn’t let it slide.
More James Thurber Quotes
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I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.
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Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch up with himself in a great rear end collision.
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She wasn’t much to look at but she was something to think about.
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Boys are beyond the range of anybody’s sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.
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The difference between our decadence and the Russians is that while theirs is brutal, ours is apathetic.
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The nation that complacently and fearfully allows its artists and writers to become suspected rather than respected is no longer regarded as a nation possessed with humor or depth.
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The unicorn is a mythical beast.
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Where most of us end up there is no knowing, but the hellbent get where they are going.
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Humourists lead… an existence of jumpiness and apprehension. They sit on the edge of the chair of Literature. In the house of Life they have the feeling that they have never taken off their overcoats.
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Unless artists can remember what it was to be a little boy, they are only half complete as artist and as man.
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For one thing, she pronounced flowers ‘flars’ and I couldn’t let it slide.
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Beautiful things don’t ask for attention.
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Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation.
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Reason is 6/7 of treason.
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The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals
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