The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
JAMES THURBERFor one thing, she pronounced flowers ‘flars’ and I couldn’t let it slide.
More James Thurber Quotes
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The nation that complacently and fearfully allows its artists and writers to become suspected rather than respected is no longer regarded as a nation possessed with humor or depth.
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I was seized by the stern hand of Compulsion, that dark, unreasonable Urge that impels women to clean house in the middle of the night.
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If you wonder which is the stronger sex, watch which one twists the other around her little finger.
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Mutual suspicions of mental inadequacy are common during the first year of any marriage.
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You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.
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The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.
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All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why.
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The trouble with the lost generation is that it didn’t get lost enough.
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Somebody has said that woman’s place is in the wrong. That’s fine. What the wrong needs is a woman’s presence and a woman’s touch. She is far better equipped than men to set it right.
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A false or misunderstood word may create as much disaster as a sudden thoughtless act.
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Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch up with himself in a great rear end collision.
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The unicorn is a mythical beast.
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Sixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness.
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Looks can be deceiving; it’s eating that’s believing.
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I have lived in the East for nearly thirty years now, but many of my books prove that I am never very far away from Ohio in my thoughts, and that the clocks that strike in my dreams are often the clocks of Columbus.
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