I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance – a sharp, vindictive glance.
JAMES THURBERFor one thing, she pronounced flowers ‘flars’ and I couldn’t let it slide.
More James Thurber Quotes
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The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody’s guess.
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Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.
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A false or misunderstood word may create as much disaster as a sudden thoughtless act.
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Let the meek inherit the earth — they have it coming to them.
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If you wonder which is the stronger sex, watch which one twists the other around her little finger.
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Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch up with himself in a great rear end collision.
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Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness.
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I have lived in the East for nearly thirty years now, but many of my books prove that I am never very far away from Ohio in my thoughts, and that the clocks that strike in my dreams are often the clocks of Columbus.
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A burden in the bush is worth two on your hands.
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I myself have known some profoundly thoughtful dogs.
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She wasn’t much to look at but she was something to think about.
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I never really rallied after the birth of my first child.
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Humor and pathos, tears and laughter are, in the highest expression of human character and achievement, inseparable.
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Looks can be deceiving; it’s eating that’s believing.
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When all things are equal, translucence in writing is more effective than transparency, just as glow is more revealing than glare.
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