Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch up with himself in a great rear end collision.
JAMES THURBERI can feel a thing I cannot touch and touch a thing I cannot feel. The first is sad and sorry, the second is your heart.
More James Thurber Quotes
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Art – the one achievement of man which has made the long trip up from all fours seem well advised
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I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance – a sharp, vindictive glance.
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The unicorn is a mythical beast.
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Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
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Things have dropped from me. I have outlived certain desires; I have lost friends, some by death… others through sheer inability to cross the street.
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Comedy has to be done en clair. You can’t blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear.
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Love is what you’ve been through with somebody.
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The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody’s guess.
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Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation.
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Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness.
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But what is all this fear of and opposition to Oblivion? What is the matter with the soft Darkness, the Dreamless Sleep?
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Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.
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Discussion in America means dissent.
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There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.
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I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.
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