It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to.
J. D. SALINGERWhy’s it so sunny? she repeated. Zooey observed her rather narrowly. I bring the sun wherever I go, buddy, he said.
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I told her I loved her and all. It was a lie, of course, but the thing is, I meant it when I said it. I’m crazy. I swear to God I am.
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Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.
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An artist’s only concern is to shoot for some kind of perfection, and on his own terms, not anyone else’s.
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People are always ruining things for you.
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You never even worried, with Jane, whether your hand was sweaty or not. All you knew was, you were happy. You really were.
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How long should a man’s legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.
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I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door.
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All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
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Nobody who’s really using his ego, his real ego, has any time for any goddam hobbies.
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Who in the Bible besides Jesus knew–knew–that we’re carrying the Kingdom of Heaven around with us, inside, where we’re all too goddam stupid and sentimental and unimaginative to look?
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He said you were the only one who was bitter about S’s suicide and the only one who really forgave him for it. The rest of us, he said, were outwardly unbitter and inwardly unforgiving.
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I don’t even know what I was running for—I guess I just felt like it.
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I mean they don’t seem able to love us just the way we are. They don’t seem able to love us unless they can keep changing us a little bit. They love their reasons for loving us almost as much as they love us, and most of the time more.
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Grand. There’s a word I really hate. It’s a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.
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You can’t stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it.
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