Do you know what I was smiling at? You wrote down that you were a writer by profession. It sounded to me like the loveliest euphemism I had ever heard. When was writing ever your profession? It’s never been anything but your religion.
J. D. SALINGERI’m sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I could respect.
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Know your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly.
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It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to.
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Grand. There’s a word I really hate. It’s a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.
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You think of the book you’d most like to be reading, and then you sit down and shamelessly write it.
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I have scars on my hands from touching certain people.
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Sentimentality is loving something more than God does.
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I was sixteen then, and I’m seventeen now, and sometimes I act like I’m about thirteen. Sometimes, I act a lot older than I am–I really do. But people never notice it. People never notice anything.
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You never even worried, with Jane, whether your hand was sweaty or not. All you knew was, you were happy. You really were.
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Poets are always taking the weather so personally. They’re always sticking their emotions in things that have no emotions.
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The true poet has no choice of material. The material plainly chooses him, not he it.
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We are, all four of us, blood relatives, and we speak a kind of esoteric, family language, a sort of semantic geometry in which the shortest distance between any two points is a fullish circle.
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I’m sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.
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You don’t know how to talk to people you don’t like. Don’t love, really. You can’t live in the world with such strong likes and dislikes.
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Did you ever get fed up?’ I said. ‘I mean did you ever get scared that everything was going to go lousy unless you did something?
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Why’s it so sunny? she repeated. Zooey observed her rather narrowly. I bring the sun wherever I go, buddy, he said.
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