People are always ruining things for you.
J. D. SALINGERI’m sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I could respect.
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The fact is always obvious much too late, but the most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid.
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I just hope that one day – preferably when we’re both blind drunk – we can talk about it.
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Certain things, they should stay the way they are. You ought to be able to stick them in one of those big glass cases and just leave them alone.
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I was sixteen then, and I’m seventeen now, and sometimes I act like I’m about thirteen. Sometimes, I act a lot older than I am–I really do. But people never notice it. People never notice anything.
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It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to.
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If you have something to offer, someone will learn something from you. It’s a beautiful reciprocal arrangement. And it isn’t education. It’s history. It’s poetry.
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Why’s it so sunny? she repeated. Zooey observed her rather narrowly. I bring the sun wherever I go, buddy, he said.
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Do you know what I was smiling at? You wrote down that you were a writer by profession. It sounded to me like the loveliest euphemism I had ever heard. When was writing ever your profession? It’s never been anything but your religion.
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I’m up to my ears in unwritten words.
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You can’t stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it.
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I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
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A confessional passage has probably never been written that didn’t stink a little bit of the writer’s pride in having given up his pride.
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The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one.
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Listen, if you’re not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.
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Sentimentality is loving something more than God does.
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