I just hope that one day – preferably when we’re both blind drunk – we can talk about it.
J. D. SALINGERCertain things, they should stay the way they are. You ought to be able to stick them in one of those big glass cases and just leave them alone.
More J. D. Salinger Quotes
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Mothers are all slightly insane.
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Know your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly.
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People never notice anything.
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You don’t know how to talk to people you don’t like. Don’t love, really. You can’t live in the world with such strong likes and dislikes.
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If you have something to offer, someone will learn something from you. It’s a beautiful reciprocal arrangement. And it isn’t education. It’s history. It’s poetry.
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Most stuff that is genuine is better left unsaid.
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I have scars on my hands from touching certain people.
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It’s not too bad when the sun’s out, but the sun only comes out when it feels like coming out.
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Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs.
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Sometimes you get tired of riding in taxicabs the same way you get tired riding in elevators. All of a sudden, you have to walk, no matter how far or how high up.
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Did you ever get fed up?’ I said. ‘I mean did you ever get scared that everything was going to go lousy unless you did something?
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Do you know what I was smiling at? You wrote down that you were a writer by profession. It sounded to me like the loveliest euphemism I had ever heard. When was writing ever your profession? It’s never been anything but your religion.
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He said you were the only one who was bitter about S’s suicide and the only one who really forgave him for it. The rest of us, he said, were outwardly unbitter and inwardly unforgiving.
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Grand. There’s a word I really hate. It’s a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.
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I’m quite illiterate, but I read a lot.
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