The fact is always obvious much too late, but the most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid.
J. D. SALINGERIt’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to.
More J. D. Salinger Quotes
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I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door.
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You’re lucky if you get time to sneeze in this goddam phenomenal world.
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People are mostly hot to have a discussion when you’re not.
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But it wasn’t just that he was the most intelligent member in the family. He was also the nicest, in lots of ways. He never got mad at anybody. People with red hair are supposed to get mad very easily, but Allie never did, and he had very red hair.
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That’s the whole trouble. You can’t ever find a place that’s nice and peaceful, because there isn’t any.
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Sentimentality is loving something more than God does.
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I have so much I want to tell you, and nowhere to begin.
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I have scars on my hands from touching certain people…Certain heads, certain colours and textures of human hair leave permanent marks on me.
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I have scars on my hands from touching certain people.
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I’m sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I could respect.
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A confessional passage has probably never been written that didn’t stink a little bit of the writer’s pride in having given up his pride.
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Nobody who’s really using his ego, his real ego, has any time for any goddam hobbies.
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The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one.
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All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
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I’m quite illiterate, but I read a lot.
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