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It’s not too bad when the sun’s out, but the sun only comes out when it feels like coming out.

J. D. Salinger

I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
J. D. SALINGER

Happiness Myself People
I’m the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It’s awful. If I’m on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I’m going, I’m liable to say I’m going to the opera. It’s terrible.
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Lie Life Music Myself Travel
Why’s it so sunny? she repeated. Zooey observed her rather narrowly. I bring the sun wherever I go, buddy, he said.
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Herself Sun
Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.
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Missing Start Yourself
I could happily lie down and die sometimes.
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Death Happiness Lie Myself
I’m sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I could respect.
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God Myself Respect Sick
Mothers are all slightly insane.
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Mad Mom One Liner Sanity
It was that kind of a crazy afternoon, terrifically cold, and no sun out or anything, and you felt like you were disappearing every time you crossed a road.
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Cold Crazy Kind Road Sun Time
An artist’s only concern is to shoot for some kind of perfection, and on his own terms, not anyone else’s.
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Art Kind Perfection
Nobody who’s really using his ego, his real ego, has any time for any goddam hobbies.
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Attitude Himself Reality
I can be quite sarcastic when I’m in the mood.
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Myself Quite Sarcastic
We don’t talk, we hold forth. We don’t converse, we expound.
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Talk
All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
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Hate Stupidity
Know your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly.
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Mindset True
You think of the book you’d most like to be reading, and then you sit down and shamelessly write it.
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Book Reading Shame Thinking Writing Yourself
I told her I loved her and all. It was a lie, of course, but the thing is, I meant it when I said it. I’m crazy. I swear to God I am.
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Crazy God Herself Lie Love Myself

It’s not too bad when the sun’s out, but the sun only comes out when it feels like coming out.

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