Listen, if you’re not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.
J. D. SALINGERIt’s not too bad when the sun’s out, but the sun only comes out when it feels like coming out.
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You think of the book you’d most like to be reading, and then you sit down and shamelessly write it.
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Poets are always taking the weather so personally. They’re always sticking their emotions in things that have no emotions.
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The fact is always obvious much too late, but the most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid.
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An artist’s only concern is to shoot for some kind of perfection, and on his own terms, not anyone else’s.
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I don’t exactly know what I mean by that, but I mean it.
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Sometimes you get tired of riding in taxicabs the same way you get tired riding in elevators. All of a sudden, you have to walk, no matter how far or how high up.
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I just hope that one day – preferably when we’re both blind drunk – we can talk about it.
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It was that kind of a crazy afternoon, terrifically cold, and no sun out or anything, and you felt like you were disappearing every time you crossed a road.
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I was sixteen then, and I’m seventeen now, and sometimes I act like I’m about thirteen. Sometimes, I act a lot older than I am–I really do. But people never notice it. People never notice anything.
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He said you were the only one who was bitter about S’s suicide and the only one who really forgave him for it. The rest of us, he said, were outwardly unbitter and inwardly unforgiving.
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It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to.
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Mothers are all slightly insane.
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The true poet has no choice of material. The material plainly chooses him, not he it.
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A confessional passage has probably never been written that didn’t stink a little bit of the writer’s pride in having given up his pride.
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How long should a man’s legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.
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