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The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has — I’m not kidding.

J. D. Salinger

Mothers are all slightly insane.
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Mad Mom One Liner Sanity
I don’t even know what I was running for—I guess I just felt like it.
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Feeling Myself Run
I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
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Happiness Myself People
All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
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Hate Stupidity
Sleep tight, ya morons!
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People Stupidity
That’s something that annoys the hell out of me-I mean if somebody says the coffee’s all ready and it isn’t.
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Hell Myself
She was not one for emptying her face of expression.
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Empty Expression Face Herself
You’re lucky if you get time to sneeze in this goddam phenomenal world.
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Time World Yourself
You never even worried, with Jane, whether your hand was sweaty or not. All you knew was, you were happy. You really were.
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Hands Happiness Worry Yourself
I’m sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.
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Courage Myself Sickness
Sometimes you get tired of riding in taxicabs the same way you get tired riding in elevators. All of a sudden, you have to walk, no matter how far or how high up.
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Walk Yourself
Grand. There’s a word I really hate. It’s a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.
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Hate Myself Phone Time Word
The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one.
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Death Live Man Oneself
Know your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly.
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Mindset True
Who in the Bible besides Jesus knew–knew–that we’re carrying the Kingdom of Heaven around with us, inside, where we’re all too goddam stupid and sentimental and unimaginative to look?
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Carry Emotional Heaven Imaginational Stupidity
People never notice anything.
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The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has — I’m not kidding.

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