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The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has — I’m not kidding.

J. D. Salinger

I mean how do you know what you’re going to do till you do it? The answer is, you don’t. I think I am, but how do I know? I swear it’s a stupid question.
J. D. SALINGER

Myself Stupidity Thinking Yourself
Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.
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Missing Start Yourself
Know your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly.
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Mindset True
An artist’s only concern is to shoot for some kind of perfection, and on his own terms, not anyone else’s.
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Art Kind Perfection
People always clap for the wrong reasons.
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People Reason Wrong
The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has — I’m not kidding.
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Education
Sometimes you get tired of riding in taxicabs the same way you get tired riding in elevators. All of a sudden, you have to walk, no matter how far or how high up.
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Walk Yourself
There are nice things in the world – and I mean nice things. We’re all such morons to get so sidetracked.
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Beautiful Stupidity World
People are mostly hot to have a discussion when you’re not.
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People Yourself
How long should a man’s legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.
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Man Touch
It’s not too bad when the sun’s out, but the sun only comes out when it feels like coming out.
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Bad Feeling Sun
Certain things, they should stay the way they are. You ought to be able to stick them in one of those big glass cases and just leave them alone.
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Alone Oneself Stay
I’m one of the little foxes that spoil the grapes.
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Food Myself Oneself
I told her I loved her and all. It was a lie, of course, but the thing is, I meant it when I said it. I’m crazy. I swear to God I am.
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Crazy God Herself Lie Love Myself
I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door.
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Listen Music Myself Reading
Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs.
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People Rich

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