I can be quite sarcastic when I’m in the mood.
J. D. SALINGERIf a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late? Nobody.
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All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
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You never even worried, with Jane, whether your hand was sweaty or not. All you knew was, you were happy. You really were.
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Grand. There’s a word I really hate. It’s a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.
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I mean they don’t seem able to love us just the way we are. They don’t seem able to love us unless they can keep changing us a little bit. They love their reasons for loving us almost as much as they love us, and most of the time more.
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Sentimentality is loving something more than God does.
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People are mostly hot to have a discussion when you’re not.
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You don’t know how to talk to people you don’t like. Don’t love, really. You can’t live in the world with such strong likes and dislikes.
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We are, all four of us, blood relatives, and we speak a kind of esoteric, family language, a sort of semantic geometry in which the shortest distance between any two points is a fullish circle.
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I told her I loved her and all. It was a lie, of course, but the thing is, I meant it when I said it. I’m crazy. I swear to God I am.
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Most stuff that is genuine is better left unsaid.
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How long should a man’s legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.
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We don’t talk, we hold forth. We don’t converse, we expound.
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You’re lucky if you get time to sneeze in this goddam phenomenal world.
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I have so much I want to tell you, and nowhere to begin.
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Who in the Bible besides Jesus knew–knew–that we’re carrying the Kingdom of Heaven around with us, inside, where we’re all too goddam stupid and sentimental and unimaginative to look?
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