That’s the whole trouble. You can’t ever find a place that’s nice and peaceful, because there isn’t any.
J. D. SALINGERHow long should a man’s legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.
More J. D. Salinger Quotes
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Sentimentality is loving something more than God does.
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The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has — I’m not kidding.
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Sometimes you get tired of riding in taxicabs the same way you get tired riding in elevators. All of a sudden, you have to walk, no matter how far or how high up.
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Sleep tight, ya morons!
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I’m just sick of ego, ego, ego. My own and everybody else’s. I’m sick of everybody that wants to get somewhere, do something distinguished and all, be somebody interesting. It’s disgusting.
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Always, always, always referring every goddam thing that happens right back to our lousy little egos.
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Certain things, they should stay the way they are. You ought to be able to stick them in one of those big glass cases and just leave them alone.
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Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.
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Do you know what I was smiling at? You wrote down that you were a writer by profession. It sounded to me like the loveliest euphemism I had ever heard. When was writing ever your profession? It’s never been anything but your religion.
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It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to.
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If you have something to offer, someone will learn something from you. It’s a beautiful reciprocal arrangement. And it isn’t education. It’s history. It’s poetry.
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She wasn’t doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together.
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I love to write and I assure you I write regularly. But I write for myself, for my own pleasure. And I want to be left alone to do it.
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I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door.
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Don’t hate me because I can’t remember some person immediately. Especially when they look like everybody else, and talk and dress and act like everybody else.
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