Grand. There’s a word I really hate. It’s a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.
J. D. SALINGERHow long should a man’s legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.
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It was that kind of a crazy afternoon, terrifically cold, and no sun out or anything, and you felt like you were disappearing every time you crossed a road.
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Always, always, always referring every goddam thing that happens right back to our lousy little egos.
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The fact is always obvious much too late, but the most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid.
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We are, all four of us, blood relatives, and we speak a kind of esoteric, family language, a sort of semantic geometry in which the shortest distance between any two points is a fullish circle.
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I’m the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It’s awful. If I’m on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I’m going, I’m liable to say I’m going to the opera. It’s terrible.
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People always clap for the wrong reasons.
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Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.
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I’m up to my ears in unwritten words.
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I could happily lie down and die sometimes.
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I have so much I want to tell you, and nowhere to begin.
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Most stuff that is genuine is better left unsaid.
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I don’t even know what I was running for—I guess I just felt like it.
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You don’t know how to talk to people you don’t like. Don’t love, really. You can’t live in the world with such strong likes and dislikes.
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You don’t have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.
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But it wasn’t just that he was the most intelligent member in the family. He was also the nicest, in lots of ways. He never got mad at anybody. People with red hair are supposed to get mad very easily, but Allie never did, and he had very red hair.
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