I can be quite sarcastic when I’m in the mood.
J. D. SALINGERIts really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs.
More J. D. Salinger Quotes
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I love to write and I assure you I write regularly. But I write for myself, for my own pleasure. And I want to be left alone to do it.
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It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to.
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I have scars on my hands from touching certain people.
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You think of the book you’d most like to be reading, and then you sit down and shamelessly write it.
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Poets are always taking the weather so personally. They’re always sticking their emotions in things that have no emotions.
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Certain things, they should stay the way they are. You ought to be able to stick them in one of those big glass cases and just leave them alone.
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That’s something that annoys the hell out of me-I mean if somebody says the coffee’s all ready and it isn’t.
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If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late? Nobody.
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I’m the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It’s awful. If I’m on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I’m going, I’m liable to say I’m going to the opera. It’s terrible.
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I’m sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.
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Always, always, always referring every goddam thing that happens right back to our lousy little egos.
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I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door.
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If you have something to offer, someone will learn something from you. It’s a beautiful reciprocal arrangement. And it isn’t education. It’s history. It’s poetry.
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Nobody who’s really using his ego, his real ego, has any time for any goddam hobbies.
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We don’t talk, we hold forth. We don’t converse, we expound.
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