If you’re going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you’re going to be locked up.
HUNTER S. THOMPSONThere is no such thing as paranoia. Your worst fears can come true at any moment.
More Hunter S. Thompson Quotes
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Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.
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As long as I’m learning something, I figure I’m OK – it’s a decent day.
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Good news is rare these days, and every glittering ounce of it should be cherished and hoarded and worshipped and fondled like a priceless diamond.
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My greatest talent is in my ability to choose good friends. It’s about as important as things get.
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On some nights, I still believe that a car with the gas needle on empty can run about fifty more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio.
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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Insanity is a legal term. Crazy is an art form.
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I damn well intend to keep on living the way I think I should.
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As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I’m doing or why you’re paying me so much money. What’s important is that you continue to do so.
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Some may never live, but the crazy never die.
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Liberalism itself has failed, and for a pretty good reason. It has been too often compromised by the people who represented it.
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We cannot expect people to have respect for law and order until we teach respect to those we have entrusted to enforce those laws.
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Don’t judge your taco by its price.
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Avoid being seized by the police. The cops are not your friends. Don’t tell them anything.
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Graffiti is beautiful; like a brick in the face of a cop.
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