I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone’s imagination.
HUNTER S. THOMPSONIt was one of those fine little love stories that can make you smile in your sleep at night.
More Hunter S. Thompson Quotes
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Never fire a warning shot. It is a waste of ammunition.
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Fiction is a bridge to the truth that journalism can’t reach.
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I knew a Buddhist once, and I’ve hated myself ever since.
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Liberalism itself has failed, and for a pretty good reason. It has been too often compromised by the people who represented it.
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As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I’m doing or why you’re paying me so much money. What’s important is that you continue to do so.
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There are always risks in challenging excessive police power, but the risks of not challenging it are more dangerous, even fatal.
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Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain.
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So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?
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I don’t see how you can respect yourself if you must look in the hearts and minds of others for your happiness.
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Freedom, Truth, Honour, you could rattle off a hundred such words and behind every one of them would gather a thousand punks, pompous little farts, waving the banner with one hand and reaching under the table with the other.
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For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth.
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A sense of humor is the main measure of sanity.
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Yesterday’s weirdness is tomorrow’s reason why.
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Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.
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It gave me a strange feeling, and the rest of that night I didn’t say much, but merely sat there and drank, trying to decide if I was getting older and wiser, or just plain old.
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If there is in fact, a heaven and a hell, all we know for sure is that hell will be a viciously overcrowded version of Phoenix.
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An outlaw can be defined as somebody who lives outside the law, beyond the law and not necessarily against it.
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The mind of America is seized by a fatal dry rot – and it’s only a question of time before all that the mind controls will run amuck in a frenzy of stupid, impotent fear.
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I am surprised and embarrassed to be a part of the first American generation to leave the country in far worse shape than it was when we first came into it.
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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Don’t judge your taco by its price.
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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.
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I miss Nixon. Compared to these Nazis we have in the White House now, Richard Nixon was a flaming liberal.
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My greatest talent is in my ability to choose good friends. It’s about as important as things get.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn’t got one.
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In a world as weird and cruel as this one we have made for ourselves, I figure anybody who can find peace and personal happiness without ripping off somebody else deserves to be left alone.
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