“These pills still won’t fill the hole you left behind.”

I fear I am and will always be the river emptying into your sea.

I was perfect until I broke.

You only knew the parts of me you accepted in yourself.

I am so sorry; you see, I wanted to love you, but I had to be free.

My darling, how lonely it is to love you.

You were a nightmare I never wanted to wake up from.

I am jealous of the wind because she gets to touch you.

I would die for you it’s true if I could only learn how to breathe around you.

I want to catch snowflakes on your tongue.

Formless I take shape beneath your fingertips.

The sadness in her eyes was more beautiful than any sunrise.

You told me you were only human. What I wish I had told you was that I was looking for humane.

Your lies were my only refuge from my truth.

Bring me stillness this is what I crave.

She mistook the danger signals in her belly for butterflies.

Give me a life or give me death, but not this.

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition.

I’d probably start charging for medical timeouts. I think we’d all see who really uses them and who doesn’t.

I’m the most antimedication person, but some people need medicine, and there was a time where I needed some too.

I take a hiatus every now and again, but I’m not good at that.

They legalized alcohol, they legalized tobacco. What is it gonna hurt to legalize this medicinal, medical marijuana that’s used for purposes of cataracts?

Prayer is a very precious medicine, one that certainly helps and never fails, if you will only use it.

I’ve been in these tabloids for 14 years now, and at some point you just become a Zen master of it all.

Elizabeth Taylor’s so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.