The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
H. L. MENCKENThe chief difference between free capitalism and State socialism seems to be this: that under the former a man pursues his own advantage openly, frankly and honestly, whereas under the latter he does so hypocritically and under false pretenses.
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Most people want security in this world, not liberty.
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People do not expect to find chastity in a whorehouse. Why, then, do they expect to find honesty and humanity in government, a congeries of institutions whose modus operandi consists of lying, cheating, stealing, and if need be, murdering those who resist?
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After all is said and done, a hell lot of a lot more is said than done.
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The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.
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Laws are no longer made by a rational process of public discussion; they are made by a process of blackmail and intimidation, and they are executed in the same manner
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On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.
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There are two impossibilities in life: “just one drink” and “an honest politician.”
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Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.
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There is no idea so stupid that you can’t find a professor who will believe it.
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You can’t do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.
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Equality before the law is probably forever unattainable. It is a noble ideal, but it can never be realized, for what men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
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When fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.
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The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one’s time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all.
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When somebody says it’s not about the money, it’s about the money.
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The ideal way to get rid of any infectious disease would be to shoot instantly every person who comes down with it.
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