Baseball is the favorite American sport because it’s so slow. Any idiot can follow it. And just about any idiot can play it.
GORE VIDALI never wanted to be a writer. I mean, that’s the last thing I wanted.
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I’ve yet to read a memoir by anyone I’ve known at all well that came anywhere near to the truth.
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Envy is the central fact of American life.
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The United States is the only civilized country in the world to class its teachers at the bottom of the social scale.
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Jews, blacks and homosexuals are despised by the Christian and Communist majorities of East and West. Also, as a result of the invention of Israel, Jews can now count on the hatred of the Islamic world.
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Europe began as the relatively empty, uncivilized Wild West of Asia; then the Western Hemisphere became the Wild West of Europe. Now the sun has set in our West and risen once more in the East.
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Obama just came swiftly out of nowhere, which was a relief to those of us who care about the Republic, and at first he seemed a very good thing.
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I can’t name three first-rate literary critics in the United States. I’m told there are a few hidden away at universities, but they don’t print them in ‘The New York Times.’
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After adolescence, if one’s life is sufficiently interesting, the desire to tell oneself stories diminishes.
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The human race is plainly nothing in eternity, but to us, in time, it is everything and ought not to die.
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I was the most famous kid in the United States. That was 1936.
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The Turner Diaries’ is a racist daydream by a former physics teacher writing under the pseudonym Andrew Macdonald.
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Litigation takes the place of sex at middle age.
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Apparently, a democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates.
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I am a novelist turned temporary adventurer, and I chose to write television, movies and plays for much the same reason that Henry Morgan selected the Spanish Main for his peculiar – and not dissimilar – sphere of operations.
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Jack Kennedy very much enjoyed Fletcher Knebel’s thriller ‘Seven Days in May,’ later a film. The story: a jingo based on the real-life Admiral Arthur Radford plans a military coup to take over the White House.
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In classical times, it was a capital offense to speculate upon the hour of a king’s death or upon the identity of his successor.
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Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they’re both just aspirin.
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World War II made prosperous the United States, which had been undergoing a depression for a dozen years, and made very rich those magnates and their managers who govern the republic – with many a wink – in the people’s name.
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Gossip is conversation about people.
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He who is last had best laugh.
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Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.
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For the record, I’m a Second World War veteran and served in the Pacific.
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It’s odd to meet a rather elderly man who says, ‘I’ve been reading you all my life.’ It makes you feel a slight chill.
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That is sad until one recalls how many bad books the world may yet be spared because of the busyness of writers.
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As for civil liberties, any one who is not vigilant may one day find himself living, if not in a police state, at least in a police city.
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I never said I was gay, because I don’t think anyone is.
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