To a man, ornithologists are tall, slender, and bearded so that they can stand motionless for hours, imitating kindly trees, as they watch for birds.
GORE VIDALWhat other culture could have produced someone like Hemingway and not seen the joke?
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There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise.
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You hear all this whining going on, ‘Where are our great writers?’ The thing I might feel doleful about is: Where are the readers?
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Envy is the central fact of American life.
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Write something, even if it’s just a suicide note.
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Never have children, only grandchildren.
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Anybody who is stupid enough to want to be remembered deserves to be forgotten right now.
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I can’t name three first-rate literary critics in the United States. I’m told there are a few hidden away at universities, but they don’t print them in ‘The New York Times.’
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My father had lifelong contempt for politicians.
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In essence, Clinton’s Anti-Terrorism Act would set up a national police force, over the long-dead bodies of the founders.
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I’m a fervent foe of water pollution, whether it is our own Hudson River or Philadelphia’s tap water.
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As for my support for Obama, remember that I was brought up in Washington. It was an all-black city when I was a kid. And I’ve always been very pro-African-American – or whatever phrase we now use.
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A racial or religious or tribal identity is a kind of fact.
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I am not, at heart, a playwright.
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Between fourteen and nineteen, I must have begun and abandoned six novels.
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The Turner Diaries’ is a racist daydream by a former physics teacher writing under the pseudonym Andrew Macdonald.
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Some of my father’s fellow West Pointers once asked him why I turned out so well, his secret in raising me. And he said, ‘I never gave him any advice, and he never asked for any.’ We agreed on nothing, but we never quarreled once.
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World War II made prosperous the United States, which had been undergoing a depression for a dozen years, and made very rich those magnates and their managers who govern the republic – with many a wink – in the people’s name.
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I can understand companionship.
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TV news is not very instructive.
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Does one ever read a politician’s books?
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Remember, I’m West Point, where I was born. My father went there.
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I could be a lot happier. I could be the senator from Aerospace taking bribes, and be quite happy.
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I’m not a conspiracy theorist – I’m a conspiracy analyst.
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I know a lot of the Annapolis breed.
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Temperamentally, I am suspicious of belonging to anything. When I ran for office, I debated seriously whether or not to run as an independent because I was not eager to be saddled with the Democratic Party, because any party label is committing.
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Jews, blacks and homosexuals are despised by the Christian and Communist majorities of East and West. Also, as a result of the invention of Israel, Jews can now count on the hatred of the Islamic world.
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