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Please stop teaching my children that everyone gets a trophy just for participating. What is this, the Nobel Prize? Not everybody gets a trophy.

Glenn Beck

For those of you in the administration, who are coming after me … remember, you’ve broken three [of the 10 Commandments], let’s not make it four; thou shalt not kill.
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Broken Commandments Remembers
I don’t belong to anything anymore and I want to feel like I belong to something.
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Feels Something Want
You know, we all have our inner demons. I, for one – I can’t speak for you, but I’m on the verge of moral collapse at any time. It can happen by the end of the show.
GLENN BECK

Demons Inner Moral Speak
Don’t fall into the trap of believing so deeply in your own ideology that you cannot even see the flaws in it.
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Believe Fall Flaws
You’ve never met a more flawed guy than me.
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Flawed Guy Mets
Girl, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself!
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Date Due Girl Wrecks
To restore America we need less Marx and more Madison.
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Country Madison Needs People
Hello, my name is the republican party, and I have a problem. I am addicted to spending and the government – and a big government. I would like one of them just to stand up and say that.
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Government Names Party
Let me tell you, it is still morning in America. It just happens to be kind of a head pounding, hung over for four hours in America – and it’s shaping up to be a nasty day, but its still morning in America.
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Country Four Morning People
The worst is still ahead of us. But no one in Washington has the spine to tell you that.
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Spine Stills Worst
Thomas Jefferson creates the Marines for the Islamic pirates that were happening.
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Islamic Marine Pirate
I don’t know where [Obama is from] I don’t think he’s from where they issue birth certificates – I think he’s from Hell.
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Birth Issues Thinking
By the way, I’m not just one man with a chalkboard. I’m one man with four chalkboards.
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Four Men Way
What’s amazing to me? General Electric has a bigger budget for – special interest budget than all of the oil companies combined, and yet nobody says anything.
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Anything Oil Say Special
No one is guaranteed happiness. You can pursue it, but if you happen to find success along the way on that road to happiness, Conservatives believe you should not be demonized or penalized for it.
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Believe Conservatives Should Way
I have no problem if you want to be a socialist. But for those people who are in the middle, you know, I don’t know if you’re really welcome in the Democratic Party, and I don’t even know who the Republican Party is anymore. I have absolutely no idea.
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Democratic Ideas Party People

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