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There are a lot of universities that are as dangerous with the indoctrination of the children as terrorists are in Iran or North Korea. We have been setting up reeducation camps. We call them universities.

Glenn Beck

You’ve never met a more flawed guy than me.
GLENN BECK

Flawed Guy Mets
Not a single time have we gotten our rights from Congress or the President, we get them from God. And when He gives us those rights, He puts a warning bell inside of us. When somebody tries to take them, a warning bell goes off. And that’s what America is feeling right now.
GLENN BECK

Country Giving People Rights
The moment you stop worrying about success is when success will happen.
GLENN BECK

Happens Moments Worry
By the way, I’m not just one man with a chalkboard. I’m one man with four chalkboards.
GLENN BECK

Four Men Way
No one is guaranteed happiness. You can pursue it, but if you happen to find success along the way on that road to happiness, Conservatives believe you should not be demonized or penalized for it.
GLENN BECK

Believe Conservatives Should Way
Thomas Jefferson creates the Marines for the Islamic pirates that were happening.
GLENN BECK

Islamic Marine Pirate
By the time I was 30, nobody would work with me. I was friendless, I was hopeless, I was suicidal, lost my family – I mean, it was bad. Bottomed out, didn’t know what I was going to do. I actually thought I was going to be a chef – go to work in a kitchen someplace.
GLENN BECK

Kitchen Mean Suicidal
For those of you in the administration, who are coming after me … remember, you’ve broken three [of the 10 Commandments], let’s not make it four; thou shalt not kill.
GLENN BECK

Broken Commandments Remembers
Hello, my name is the republican party, and I have a problem. I am addicted to spending and the government – and a big government. I would like one of them just to stand up and say that.
GLENN BECK

Government Names Party
You can get rich making fun of me. I know. I’ve made lots of money making fun of me.
GLENN BECK

Fun Making Money Rich
I’m the whitest guy you will ever meet. The first time I saw an African-American, my dad had to tell me to stop staring.
GLENN BECK

Country Dad Guy People
What is the point of competing for a trophy if everyone gets a trophy?
GLENN BECK

Competing Everyone Trophies
America’s religion, this is it, gang. This is all you need to know: There is a God. He is going to judge us. We should be good to each other, because daddy is going to be pissed in the end if we’re not. That’s it. That’s called a big principle.
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Country Daddy Judging People
What I am feeling in myself, and what is happening to my physical body, to some extent, and what is happening to me mentally, is not a depression, is not a death. It is a transformation. It is a transcendence.
GLENN BECK

Body Feelings Transformation
The hottest year in global [sic] history was 1934.
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History Hottest Years
Apple might not love me, but I love Apple.
GLENN BECK

Apples iPhone might

There are a lot of universities that are as dangerous with the indoctrination of the children as terrorists are in Iran or North Korea. We have been setting up reeducation camps. We call them universities.

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