Have you ever been to the countryside? It’s so small. And there’s nothing to do.
GILES CORENWhen I was 16 my dad taught me to drive too. Furiously. Unable to understand why I couldn’t already do it – for driving, to him, was innate in the human. It was what separated us from the apes. And from the French, who weren’t much good at it either.
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I used to be so angry. I think back to my early days as a critic in the late 1990s, and I blush.
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How clever am I? I’m really quite clever. I mean, look, I’ve got a first-class degree from Oxford.
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He was a staffer at Punch but in the evening he wrote columns for the Evening Standard and The Times.
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My time in Paris was an education in both the grimness of a relentless, grinding day job and the joys of nights in glittering restaurants.
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I let the other reviewers eat the bad meals, so that I didn’t have to, and my wife and I went out only for the good stuff. And I wrote mostly positive reviews. Not only. But mostly. And, ooooh, it felt an awful lot better.
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My dad is the best and funniest newspaper columnist. There is nobody anywhere near as good.
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The world’s most competitive man, my dad. Wouldn’t let us win at Monopoly… he wouldn’t cut any slack for his children.
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The good fortune of my life, which has been to turn those glittering nights into my job, all came from there.
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Gradually, I developed opinions about food, and my French friends taught me that you have to complain in a restaurant.
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World cross-fertilization is fantastic. Immigration across the world has led to all kinds of fantastic new and exciting kinds of food being available. And there’s all kinds of different kinds of restaurants.
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I have quite good general knowledge and I had a very drilled education from an early age. I do know more than most people.
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When I write I inhabit a personality that is and is not me.
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It doesn’t matter how much of a hurry you think you are in. Be one of the people for whom ten minutes does not make a difference.
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Of course you can get a decent mouthful of food in New York. You can get a decent mouthful of food in Nairobi.
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The first thing I remember is that my dad had a big iron Olivetti typewriter and he worked all night.
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