Where my dad taught me everything about writing, Graham Paterson, who gave me my first job at The Times, taught me everything about journalism, which is that it’s no big deal, and it’s more important to have a glass of wine.
GILES CORENHe was a staffer at Punch but in the evening he wrote columns for the Evening Standard and The Times.
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I know more than most journalists. I know more than most columnists on big, important newspapers.
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The notion of getting pleasure from food has gone too far; we can also get pleasure from anticipating a meal, and from not being quite sated.
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In the beginning, we huddled in cities for our own protection.
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I think unionization of labour is a great thing.
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People like me make modern life intolerable.
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Of course you can get a decent mouthful of food in New York. You can get a decent mouthful of food in Nairobi.
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I always feel quite Jewish but I used to deny it until I was in my twenties.
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We’ve got rid of subeditors because we don’t need them. Because they were never necessary. They were just fetchers and gophers. They had a job, which has been superannuated by technology.
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Being a success in the world, having total control of one’s life, is about being able to take or leave things.
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It doesn’t matter how much of a hurry you think you are in. Be one of the people for whom ten minutes does not make a difference.
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I have quite good general knowledge and I had a very drilled education from an early age. I do know more than most people.
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My dad never really wrote what he thought. None of his inner rage and darkness and problems, which we all have, made it on to the page. For him, writing was a process of making everything appear funny.
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Personally I ride a bicycle, travel by train and bus and campaign tirelessly for a car taxation system that will hammer ignorant, selfish, petty, fat, spoilt, stupid car abusers into giving up their addiction and walking.
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My dad was very successful as a journalist, so I didn’t want to be one. I wanted to be a novelist.
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I let the other reviewers eat the bad meals, so that I didn’t have to, and my wife and I went out only for the good stuff. And I wrote mostly positive reviews. Not only. But mostly. And, ooooh, it felt an awful lot better.
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