A drunken man is happier than a sober one.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWYou’ll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
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It is a curious sensation: the sort of pain that goes mercifully beyond our powers of feeling.
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A gentleman is one who puts more into the world than he takes out.
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He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.
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A man of my spiritual intensity does not eat corpses.
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Liquor is the chloroform which enables the poor man to endure the painful operation of living.
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A photographer is like a cod, which produces a million eggs in order that one may reach maturity.
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Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
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Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable.
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When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace.
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The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.
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A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
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As long as I have a want, I have a reason for living. Satisfaction is death.
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Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.
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