If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWWhen a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity.
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men’s imperfections, and conceal your own.
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The secret of being miserable is to have leisure to bother about whether you are happy or not.
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Doing what needs to be done may not make you happy, but it will make you great.
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You see things; you say, ‘Why?’ But I dream things that never were; and I say ‘Why not?
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All great truths begin as blasphemies.
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There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
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Hell is full of musical amateurs.
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Imitation is not just the sincerest form of flattery – it’s the sincerest form of learning.
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Animals are my friends and I don’t eat my friends.
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No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means
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What you are to do without me I cannot imagine.
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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
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The most tragic thing in the world is a man of genius who is not a man of honor.
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Your friends are all the dullest dogs.
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Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
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