My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWHe knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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Hell is full of musical amateurs.
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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
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Never lose a chance: it doesn’t come every day.
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There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.
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Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
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Liquor is the chloroform which enables the poor man to endure the painful operation of living.
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A gentleman is one who puts more into the world than he takes out.
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When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.
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I have my own soul. My own spark of divine fire.
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A drunken man is happier than a sober one.
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I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
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We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
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The play was a great success, but audience was a dismal failure.
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If you can’t appreciate what you’ve got, you’d better get what you can appreciate.
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You don’t stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.
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