My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWChoose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men’s imperfections, and conceal your own.
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
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Your friends are all the dullest dogs.
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You imagine what you desire, you will what you imagine and at last you create what you will.
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The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.
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The secret of being miserable is to have leisure to bother about whether you are happy or not.
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
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Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.
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There is always danger for those who are afraid.
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The liar’s punishment is, not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else.
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If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple.
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You’ll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
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Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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A photographer is like a cod, which produces a million eggs in order that one may reach maturity.
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A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
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A drunken man is happier than a sober one.
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