If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWChoose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men’s imperfections, and conceal your own.
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.
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We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
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When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace.
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It is a curious sensation: the sort of pain that goes mercifully beyond our powers of feeling.
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He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.
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People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are.
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I knew if I waited around long enough something like this would happen.
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I’m an atheist and I thank God for it.
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The most tragic thing in the world is a man of genius who is not a man of honor.
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The happiness of credulity is a cheap and dangerous quality of happiness, and by no means a necessity of life.
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Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable.
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When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
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Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
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I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
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The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.
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