If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWMy way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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Imitation is not just the sincerest form of flattery – it’s the sincerest form of learning.
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Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
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The most tragic thing in the world is a man of genius who is not a man of honor.
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After all, the wrong road always leads somewhere.
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Patriotism is, fundamentally, a conviction that a particular country is the best in the world because you were born in it.
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
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The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
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Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
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The secret of being miserable is to have leisure to bother about whether you are happy or not.
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
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The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
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When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.
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Never lose a chance: it doesn’t come every day.
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you’ll find you’ve done it.
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