To be in hell is to drift; to be in heaven is to steer.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWMy way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
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When you loved me I gave you the whole sun and stars to play with.
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I have my own soul. My own spark of divine fire.
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Only in books has mankind known perfect truth, love and beauty.
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The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
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The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
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Liquor is the chloroform which enables the poor man to endure the painful operation of living.
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I choose not to make a graveyard of my body for the rotting corpses of dead animals.
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A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
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The man who writes about himself and his own time is the only man who writes about all people and all time.
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The happiness of credulity is a cheap and dangerous quality of happiness, and by no means a necessity of life.
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It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
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Never lose a chance: it doesn’t come every day.
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You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul.
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No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means
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