Life is not meant to be easy, my child; but take courage: it can be delightful.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWMy way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.
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A man of my spiritual intensity does not eat corpses.
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I knew if I waited around long enough something like this would happen.
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I do not know what I think until I write it.
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The difference between a lady and a flower girl is not how she behaves, but how she’s treated.
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He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.
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Only in books has mankind known perfect truth, love and beauty.
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You don’t stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.
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I choose not to make a graveyard of my body for the rotting corpses of dead animals.
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All great truths begin as blasphemies.
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When you loved me I gave you the whole sun and stars to play with.
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A photographer is like a cod, which produces a million eggs in order that one may reach maturity.
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Imagination is the beginning of creation.
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He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
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A drunken man is happier than a sober one.
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