You don’t stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWMy way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.
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He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
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Patriotism is, fundamentally, a conviction that a particular country is the best in the world because you were born in it.
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As long as I have a want, I have a reason for living. Satisfaction is death.
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You’ll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
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A gentleman is one who puts more into the world than he takes out.
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Make it a rule never to give a child a book you would not read yourself.
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The play was a great success, but audience was a dismal failure.
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First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
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Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t!
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You see things; you say, ‘Why?’ But I dream things that never were; and I say ‘Why not?
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A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
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I’m an atheist and I thank God for it.
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Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.
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