I knew if I waited around long enough something like this would happen.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWYou don’t stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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The man who writes about himself and his own time is the only man who writes about all people and all time.
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Power does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they get into a position of power, corrupt power.
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When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity.
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If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple.
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Hell is full of musical amateurs.
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The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
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The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
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Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.
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Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
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It is a curious sensation: the sort of pain that goes mercifully beyond our powers of feeling.
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I choose not to make a graveyard of my body for the rotting corpses of dead animals.
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You’ll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
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Patriotism is, fundamentally, a conviction that a particular country is the best in the world because you were born in it.
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A man of my spiritual intensity does not eat corpses.
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The play was a great success, but audience was a dismal failure.
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