The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWI knew if I waited around long enough something like this would happen.
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
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Youth is wasted on the young.
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Only in books has mankind known perfect truth, love and beauty.
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The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.
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When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.
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Make it a rule never to give a child a book you would not read yourself.
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There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
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He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
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All great truths begin as blasphemies.
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Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.
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Do not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with the poor is Poverty what is the matter with the rich is Uselessness.
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When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity.
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When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace.
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You have learnt something. That always feels at first as if you have lost something.
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.
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