There are those that look at things the way they are, and ask why? I dream of things that never were, and ask why not?
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWThe secret of being miserable is to have leisure to bother about whether you are happy or not.
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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The liar’s punishment is, not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else.
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You don’t stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.
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Only in books has mankind known perfect truth, love and beauty.
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When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace.
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The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
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Hell is full of musical amateurs.
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First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.
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There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.
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Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t!
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.
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If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple.
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To be in hell is to drift; to be in heaven is to steer.
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If you can’t appreciate what you’ve got, you’d better get what you can appreciate.
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Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
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