The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWIf you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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Imitation is not just the sincerest form of flattery – it’s the sincerest form of learning.
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Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.
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Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
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A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
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Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men’s imperfections, and conceal your own.
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.
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You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul.
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You have learnt something. That always feels at first as if you have lost something.
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The man who writes about himself and his own time is the only man who writes about all people and all time.
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He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.
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The play was a great success, but audience was a dismal failure.
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Independence? That’s middle class blasphemy. We are all dependent on one another, every soul of us on earth.
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I knew if I waited around long enough something like this would happen.
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Never lose a chance: it doesn’t come every day.
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You imagine what you desire, you will what you imagine and at last you create what you will.
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