When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWIf you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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It is a curious sensation: the sort of pain that goes mercifully beyond our powers of feeling.
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The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.
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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
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You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul.
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The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
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What you are to do without me I cannot imagine.
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The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
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No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means
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Youth is wasted on the young.
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Whisky is liquid sunshine.
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If you can’t appreciate what you’ve got, you’d better get what you can appreciate.
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Hatred is the coward’s revenge for being intimidated.
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When you loved me I gave you the whole sun and stars to play with.
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A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
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