I knew if I waited around long enough something like this would happen.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWIf you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are.
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
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You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul.
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Animals are my friends and I don’t eat my friends.
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My religious convictions and scientific views cannot at present be more specifically defined than as those of a believer in creative evolution.
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Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.
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Patriotism is, fundamentally, a conviction that a particular country is the best in the world because you were born in it.
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When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
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If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple.
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Only in books has mankind known perfect truth, love and beauty.
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
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There is always danger for those who are afraid.
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Hatred is the coward’s revenge for being intimidated.
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All great truths begin as blasphemies.
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