Happy is the man who can make a living by his hobby.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWIf you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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The play was a great success, but audience was a dismal failure.
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Power does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they get into a position of power, corrupt power.
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Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.
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First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.
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We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
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Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men’s imperfections, and conceal your own.
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Independence? That’s middle class blasphemy. We are all dependent on one another, every soul of us on earth.
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A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
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Criminals do not die by the hands of the law. They die by the hands of other men.
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When you loved me I gave you the whole sun and stars to play with.
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You see things; you say, ‘Why?’ But I dream things that never were; and I say ‘Why not?
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.
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If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple.
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Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t!
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Success does not consist in never making mistakes but in never making the same one a second time.
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