I’m one of the blind alleys off the main road of procreation.
EVELYN WAUGHRemember that, however patient your study, you will never in adult life learn any language perfectly; the best you can hope for is to be a bore.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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O God, if there is a God, forgive him his sins, if there is such a thing as sin.
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I think it’s one of the kindest things you can do to the very wicked, to give them time to repent.
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All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I’d sooner go to my dentist any day.
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I’m quite deaf now; such a comfort.
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Once you start changing a name, you see, there’s no reason ever to stop. One always hears one that sounds better.
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I think there’s almost nothing I can’t excuse except perhaps worshiping graven images. That seems to be idiotic.
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I read the newspapers with lively interest. It is seldom that they are absolutely, point-blank wrong. That is the popular belief, but those who are in the know can usually discern an embryo of truth, a little grit of fact, like the core of a pearl, round which have been deposited the delicate layers of ornament.
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They are a very decent generous lot of people out here and they don’t expect you to listen. It’s the secret of social ease in this country. They talk entirely for their own pleasure. Nothing they say is designed to be heard.
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When we argue for our limitations, we get to keep them.
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I prefer all but the very worst travel books, to all but the very best novels.
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There’s only one great evil in the world today. Despair.
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Here I am,’ I thought, ‘back from the jungle, back from the ruins. Here, where wealth is no longer gorgeous and power has no dignity.
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The trouble with modern education is you never know how ignorant they are.
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Perhaps host and guest is really the happiest relation for father and son.
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It is no longer possible to accept the benefits of civilization and at the same time deny the supernatural basis upon which it is based.
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