Its a rather pleasant change when all your life you’ve had people looking after you, to have someone to look after yourself. Only of course it has to be someone pretty hopeless to need looking after by me.
EVELYN WAUGHAll this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I’d sooner go to my dentist any day.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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He had no strength for any other war than his own solitary struggle to keep alive.
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They are a very decent generous lot of people out here and they don’t expect you to listen. It’s the secret of social ease in this country. They talk entirely for their own pleasure. Nothing they say is designed to be heard.
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If politicians and scientists were lazier, how much happier we should all be.
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Not everyone grows to be old, but everyone has been younger than he is now.
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My children weary me. I can only see them as defective adults: feckless, destructive, frivolous, sensual, humorless.
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Remember that, however patient your study, you will never in adult life learn any language perfectly; the best you can hope for is to be a bore.
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Instead of this absurd division into sexes they ought to class people as static and dynamic.
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We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them…
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I put the words down and push them a bit.
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You don’t remove the evil in a person by killing the person.
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I haven’t been to sleep for over a year. That’s why I go to bed early. One needs more rest if one doesn’t sleep.
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Once you start changing a name, you see, there’s no reason ever to stop. One always hears one that sounds better.
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There is something incomparably thrilling in first opening a brand new book.
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Enclosing every thin man, there’s a fat man demanding elbow-room.
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To understand all is to forgive all.
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