I should like to bury something precious in every place where I’ve been happy and then, when I’m old and ugly and miserable, I could come back and dig it up and remember.
EVELYN WAUGHIf you asked me now who I am, the only answer I could give with any certainty would be my name. For the rest: my loves, my hates, down even to my deepest desires, I can no longer say whether these emotions are my own, or stolen from those I once so desperately wished to be.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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The splendid thing about education is that everyone wants it. Like influenza, you can give it away without losing any of it yourself.
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Of the many smells of Athens two seem to me the most characteristic – that of garlic, bold and deadly like acetylene gas. and that of dust, soft and warm and caressing like tweed.
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Here I am,’ I thought, ‘back from the jungle, back from the ruins. Here, where wealth is no longer gorgeous and power has no dignity.
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Port is not for the very young, the vain and the active. It is the comfort of age and the companion of the scholar and the philosopher.
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Aesthetic value is often the by-product of the artist striving to do something else.
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O God, if there is a God, forgive him his sins, if there is such a thing as sin.
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What is youth except a man or a woman before it is ready or fit to be seen.
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The human mind is inspired enough when it comes to inventing horrors; it is when it tries to invent a Heaven that it shows itself cloddish.
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To know and love one other human being is the root of all wisdom.
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All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I’d sooner go to my dentist any day.
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Don’t hold your parents up to contempt. After all, you are their son, and it is just possible that you may take after them.
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Enclosing every thin man, there’s a fat man demanding elbow-room.
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If politicians and scientists were lazier, how much happier we should all be.
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He was gifted with the sly, sharp instinct for self-preservation that passes for wisdom among the rich.
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Conversation should be like juggling; up go the balls and plates, up and over, in and out, good solid objects that glitter in the footlights and fall with a bang if you miss them.
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